You are a member of the Universal Association of Paradigm Activators.

You were sent here on a strict and definitive mission to do whatever the hell you feel like.

You will be overseen in these actions by a council of supervision dedicated to absolute success; prodding you every step of the way to complete whatever it is you are arbitrarily doing at the time.

They will punish you severely
if you ask them to.

They will restrict your god-given liberties in the pursuit of a goal
if you so design.

You will be judged intricately for every action in your lifetime
if you want.

There is NO ESCAPE from the legislative requirements of this mission, be they of absolute consequence or none at all.

You have no choice in the matter but to go in the direction that you are in the process of going
And should you change that direction…

So!
In summation, you are to report here every day!
You are to do stuff. The End.

And we don’t wanna hear no guff about it.
Lest ye be guffing that guff out your own guffing guffer
You understand? Doesn’t matter.
Good job.