Happy St. Paddy Cakes
You laddies and lassies
Put on your shamrocks
And raise up your glassies!

Cheers to the years
And a life full of tings
There’s green in d’ beers
And we’re living like kings!

And sure it ain’t close
To what ol’ Paddy Cake did
But the beer then was gross–
I don’t blame him one bit