My perfunctious states of rambunctiousness lately
Entail begailings that puncture me greatly
In stately redundancies of stated restatements
Instating that station be stateside detainments

Oh squalor!… you taller than frolicking prudents
Quack out your ducklings of bollocksing rudiments
Your gooberance is too sticky to add-hear what you say
And your intolerance cavorts in the sorts we dismay~

Impetulant strumpets of this Brave New World!
Squirrel away nuts in these guts you unfurled
Swirled by the wadders of inevitable sprouting
And lost in the totters of undoubtable doubting