Lock all your doors!
And stock all your lockers!
Pickle those peppers and pepper impostors!

What, have you lost’er?
Don’t you know that the Waider is coming?!

Your children aren’t safe!
Throw them aside!
There are only so many places to hide!
So know where the nowhere of knowhere is no-ing
And throw your emotions inside!

Don’t wait while the Waider wades weighty and wide!
Wait out the weight of the Waider who’s wadin’ the way
of the water n’ waitin’ the weight of the wandering wade

He’s the Waider!!!
He’s waiding and he ain’t waitin’ for no one!!

So shut up and shut yourself up in shut-up little shut-ins and shut it!

It’s the freakin’ Waider you freaks of nature!

Why aren’t you free kin freakin’ out in freakin’ freak inns you frequent in freakin’ frequency you freakin’ unfreakin-out friggin’ freaks. Friggin’!

It’s BIG n’ it’s coming and I’m friggin’ freakin’ out here!!

The Waider ain’t waitin’ for wadin’ in weight
n’ the Waider ain’t waitin’ for no one!