Sure sure, I hear you

And of course the chipmunks are innocent
But their fleas are witches

Do you really want a bunch of miniature
spells cast on you?

Plus, it’s only one old grove of walnut trees!

If anything else eats the poison, we’ll just catch it
and stab an antidote into its aorta

Problem solved!

And what’s more, 3 in 5 studies show this place is probably haunted
With the spirits of the last witches we sacrimoniously burned here

And if that doesn’t justify melting it in acetone…
Then what are we doing with all this acetone?

Listen, you’re worried…
I get it!
We’re holding onto some pretty high vibing plutonium right now…
But it’s the best way to ward off bad luck!
Which we really need right now
Cause quite frankly, this stuff’s risky as hell
And if any bad luck comes our way, we’re doomed!

So let’s get back to it!
Trust me, this’ll definitely cure that rash you got
You’re gonna thank me for helping you