Listen you slumbergutting, numbertutting
Lumber-cutting thundermutt
Get your skiddle-doddled fiddlemanner
Of widdlegrained scattermasting
Out that riddle-stuttered, bitternutter, buttermiddle door!

Gutter your sniddles
Diddle your fudders
Shuttle your smitters
And witter your cuddles

And for the swee-dankle scatterbats
Of splatterhat’s chorus!

Stop changing the words in my bloody thesaurus